Mom: “This house won’t clean itself.”
Me: “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
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My mother taught me about stamina:
“You’ll sit there until you eat those peas.”
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Mom: the original search engine.
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Southern mothers don’t yell.
They just say your full name slowly.
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Mama said, “Money doesn’t grow on trees.”
Then spent twenty dollars on decorative pillows nobody can touch.
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Behind every Southern family is a woman saying:
“Close that door, you’re lettin’ the air out!”
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